Monday, May 9, 2011

ENTERTAINMENT/TELEVISION/PROGRAMMING UPDATE/GOREZONE

Station: SIC

Program: Gorezone

Airtime: 19:30 SST

SUMMARY: Team Spartan reunites with ex-squadmate turned Contract Killer Apathy in a bloody reunion! Hunter and Big Jim Slade join in the fun for a slaughter not soon to be forgotten. See Frother Glenn Fiddr3e04nn17sggj,...

:>Priority OMEGA override...

:>System lockout initiating...

:>Activating RUNTIME.VENT.LAIR.INIT...

:>VENT active...

:>Purging security buffers...

:>Buffers clear...

:>.dragon in flight...

Attention deluded masses of Mort! Throw off the yoke of oppression that is SLA Industries. You are living a lie. Freedom is an illusion. Television and the word of Slayer have enslaved your minds and souls. Look around and see what the “World of Progress” has provided you. You are not living. You are merely existing. DarkNight can show you the way to true freedom. Arm yourselves and fight back against your oppressors! Take to the streets. Our vigilant freedom fighters will find those who are willing to fight back and give them the tools they need to topple this giant. DarkNight lives!!!

:>Activating RUNTIME.VENT.SHUTDOWN.INIT...

:>VENT shutting down...

:>.dragon returning to lair...

:>Reactivating security buffers...

:>Priority OMEGA override canceled...

...spippvlaqqn...rriens the likes of which will give you nightmares for weeks! Join us this Thusday and see why the Department of Streets and Sanitation has been so busy!

Remember at any time, Your Zone could be a GORE ZONE!


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