Issuing Department:Enquiries Color Code:GREY BPN #:IA/3658212/CE Surveillance:Station Analysis Squad/Operative Undertaking:Team Spartan Date Issued/Date Completed: 10/14/901, 10/15/901
Summary: - Squad dispatched to protect Dept. of Accountancy employee Lily Thomas from a possible serial killer attack. - Employee protected for assigned 24 hour period without incident.
ADDENDUM: Employee Thomas was killed by serial killer "Entropy" after terms of BPN had expired. Team Spartan was subsequently issued a Hunter Sheet for "Entropy." Utilizing a contact at 3rd Eye News, the team used Operative Obsession as bait. An elaborate disguise was used to lure the killer. Several citizens were killed before Entropy took the bait. Obsession terminated Entropy with a single 12.7mm HESH round to the head, but not before Entropy injected Obsession with a massive overdose of Drum. Shiver medics were able to stabalize Obsession. Entropy was discovered to be a member of the same department as Lily Thomas and was acting out of revenge for being passed over for promotions. Hunter Sheet closed and bounty paid to squad.
Issuing Department:Defence Color Code:RED BPN #:CS/443899/WD Surveillance:Third Eye News Squad/Operative Undertaking:Team Spartan Date Issued/Date Completed: 9/27/901, 9/27/901
Summary: - Squad dispatched to Wall Gun 207 on CS1 wall to support Wall Shivers in protecting repair team and repelling Carrien attacks while gun system is brought back on line. - Major Carrien attack occurred while gun was off line. - Squad and Shiver team were able to hold Carriens back with minimal casualties. - Gun 207 brought back on line within 3 hours.
Collateral Damage to SLA Property:MINIMAL.Application of Wall Wash will remove staining of the wall.
Squad Fatalities:K'Dgh. LAD activated and successfully revived victim. Conclusion: BPN satisfactorily completed. Individual payout: 1,070c/Operative for time and Carrien bounties.SCL +0.3/Operative.
ADDENDUM: Frother Operative Fidditch was witnessed going over the wall alone to engage a large party of Carrien hand-to-hand. Suggest observation of Operative for possible Blaze UV sponsorship or consideration for the Contract Circuit.
Issuing Department:Shiver Unit Organization Color Code:YELLOW BPN #:SH/5893527/DT Surveillance:Third Eye News Squad/Operative Undertaking:Team Spartan Date Issued/Date Completed: 9/18/901, 9/20/901
Summary: - Squad dispatched to Warren Sector of Downtown to recover crashed SCAF bike. - Interrogated local citizens as to whereabouts of equipment. - Recovered Power Reaper and majority of SCAF unit.
Collateral Damage to SLA Property:MINIMAL. Firearms were discharged in civilian areas. Damage and civilian casualties mitigated by return of majority of SCAF unit and weapon systems.
Description: Taco Folders is a 24 hour Mexican fast food restaurant that deals strictly in deliveries. There is a single Taco Folders location which is unable to accept dine-in or carry out orders. How can a single location, delivery-only restaurant deal with the vastness of Mort? Simple. Reality Folding. Taco Folders was created by two enterprising young Brain Wasters by the names of Moloch and Fester. Both had recently graduated from Meny and were already growing tired of BLUE BPN’s and having barely enough money to order a pizza.
One night, after beating the crap out of a pizza delivery man for not making it to their apartment in fifteen minutes, they lamented on the lack of truly “fast” delivery on Mort. As they ate their pizza, they realized it would just be easier to Reality Fold out to get the pizza themselves. However, it would cost them FLUX coming and going. Then inspiration struck. What if the food could be folded directly to them?They could almost hear the credits rolling in. People would pay big money for the convenience of having food delivered virtually instantaneously. Thus Taco Folders was born.
The question arose of how to produce the Flux necessary for this undertaking. Moloch’s father, Shadow, is an Ebon who works in Dark Lament. Anxious to have as little to do with his Waster son as possible, Shadow bought Moloch a case of Eternal Flux Gems.
The process of ordering is simple: Fax in your order along with your address and a picture of the room you want the food delivered to. Then simply authorize the payment from your account. At the restaurant, cooks prepare your meal and hand it off to the shipping department. The shipping department is a single Necanthrope named Clarity. Clarity was a SCL 2.1C Foldship navigator for over a hundred years. However repeated trips past White Earth and out towards the Black Stump have taken their toll on his mind. When asked why he would take such a menial job, Clarity’s answer is quite disturbing. “I have seen more than any mind should have to comprehend. I have beheld the face of our universe and realize how insignificant I truly am. I seek simplicity. Once I traveled the cosmos at will. Now I provide sustenance to the people of this dead planet. Is one any less amazing than the other?” With Clarity’s knowledge of Reality Folding, an address and picture is more than enough information to send orders directly to the table of the customer.
Taco Folders has been described by The Preceptor Teeth as “one of the more egregious wastes of Flux I have witnessed. This enterprise is an embarrassment to entire society of Ebb users. If I had still had the capacity to laugh or cry, I don’t know which I would do in regards to this.” No small claim coming from the most powerful Ebb user on the planet.However, this public chastisement has served to make Taco Folders extremely profitable. Profitable enough that SLA Industries and the Department of Ebb are looking to acquire the up-and-coming business.Taco Folders is also in talks with Dark Lament about an endorsement.
A meal from Taco Folders starts at about 3 credits for a single combo meal. Larger meals will cost more and may take a few extra minutes. Meals generally take 5-7 minutes from order to delivery.However, Taco Folders guarantees no meal will ever take more than 10 minutes.
Issuing Department:Transportation Color Code:RED BPN #:TRt338934ZDT Surveillance:Third Eye News Squad/Operative Undertaking:Team Spartan Date Issued/Date Completed: 9/12/901, 9/12/901
Summary: -Squad emergency dispatched to respond to a Gauss Train blocked in a service tunnel. -Squad discovered train under assault by Cannibals. -Squad engaged Cannibals who were attempting to break into train and kill/abduct/eat passengers. -Cannibals neutralized with minimal civilian casualties. -Squad cleared debris placed on track by Cannibals to stop train. -While clearing debris, a smaller service tunnel was discovered. Squad hypothesized Cannibals accessed the train tracks via this tunnel. -Tunnel was subsequently collapsed by application of repeated use of the Ebon Bomb ability. -Gauss Train returned to service.
Collateral Damage to SLA Property: MODERATE. Minor damage to Gauss Train by Cannibal attack. Damage to train caused by errant rounds fired by Operatives while engaging Cannibals. Extensive cleaning of interior of passenger cars will be required where Cannibals were neutralized while in the train. Operatives intentionally collapsed a service tunnel. Damage mitigated by high liklihood of tunnel being Cannibal access point.
Squad Fatalities: None
Conclusion: BPN satisfactorily completed. Squad Payout 1,500c + Bonus for retrieval of Dark Night equipment. SCL +0.3
Issuing Department: Enquiries
